Prize offered for anti-U.S. airbase song
BISHKEK (Reuters) - Kyrgyz rights activists will offer a prize of up to $1,000 (500 pounds) in a contest for the "best song" to protest against the presence of U.S. troops in the Central Asian republic, the event's organiser said.
my submission...
Here's a little message for the US of A
Every little thing you do is far and away
the very worst, and that's the very least I can say
So get a grip
And here's a tip
Please do it today
Get the fuck outGet the fuck outGet the fuck out of KyrgyzGet the fuck outGet the fuck outGet the fuck out of Kyrgyz
The USA is so much like the bad guy in Shane
There isn't any way to make it any more plain
They march right in and set a spell and then never leave
There's nothing left for anyone to do but bereave.
Get the fuck outGet the fuck outGet the fuck out of KyrgyzGet the fuck outGet the fuck outGet the fuck out of Kyrgyz
I am an American who's writing this song
And if you don't like it you can suck on my dong
Everything my country does is so very wrong
Now if you'll excuse me I've a date with a bong
Get the fuck outGet the fuck outGet the fuck out of KyrgyzGet the fuck outGet the fuck outGet the fuck out of Kyrgyz
Mike,
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to include the Kyrgyz official contest pitch song...which I have listed below.
"If you write the second place song
We will give you 400 pounds!
Just as soon as our government raises the other 387
If you write the third place song
We will give you 300 pounds!
Just for having figured out where to send it
If you write the fourth place song
We will give you 150 pounds!
Just for having tried to pronounce Kyrgyz
And last, but not least ... if you write the winning song
And it actually succeeds in removing that WWII vintage jeep
From the rear of Chief Ishtar Mupi's Felafel shop ...
We will give you 500 pounds!
Paid in increments of 1-pounds worth of curry over a five-hundred year period...
Thank you for your time ...
Yours truly,
Chief Mupi
(Or, as my friends call me -- The Moop)