Ever have absolutely no idea where you're going to end up? Me too. Gotta get out of here (Palm Desert, CA). Too hot in every sense of the word. Me and Max. Soon. Got $600 a month for rent plus transportation costs covered. Can do my job from anywhere with internet access. Got a room or a rental property available? Hate credit checks with a passion? Know a rock star going on tour who needs someone to housesit? Require a houseboy to bathe your harem? Always wanted to hang out with someone who looks like Celine Dion? Lemme know.