Saturday, May 24, 2008

Stan Freberg takes a stand

Stan Freberg appears on the Dick Cavett show to play some fascinating political radio ads from 1971. It's a precursor to, explaining that wars don't stop, they just wind down, and asking you to call your congressman in support of the McGovern/Hatfield amendment for the withdrawal of all troops from Vietnam. Remember, "irresponsible demonstrations will not move them, but you may."

Friday, May 23, 2008

A Wonderful New Drug Hits the Market

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Time to Move

Ever have absolutely no idea where you're going to end up? Me too. Gotta get out of here (Palm Desert, CA). Too hot in every sense of the word. Me and Max. Soon. Got $600 a month for rent plus transportation costs covered. Can do my job from anywhere with internet access. Got a room or a rental property available? Hate credit checks with a passion? Know a rock star going on tour who needs someone to housesit? Require a houseboy to bathe your harem? Always wanted to hang out with someone who looks like Celine Dion? Lemme know.


935 Lies by Harry Shearer

935 Lies

annals of flying penises

Flying Penis Invades Russian Political Scene

Here is "grand chessmaster" Garry Kasparov, who moonlights as the leader of the Other Russia movement, "a loose coalition of activists opposing Vladamir Putin and the current Russian government." He gave a speech Saturday in Moscow when a FLYING HELICOPTER PENIS interrupted him, frightening the world, until some (gay?) dude swatted it down. Don't believe us? Watch. [Sharenator, Waxy]
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Poem by Barack Obama written in 1981

    Under water grottos, caverns
    Filled with apes
    That eat figs
    Stepping on the figs
    That the apes
    Eat, they crunch
    The apes howl, bare
    Their fangs, dance,
    Tumble in the
    Rushing water
    Musty, wet pelts
    Glistening in the blue.
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