Saturday, May 9, 2009

Necro-Marketing Ploy of the Week



The ghost of Johnny Cash visited this guy in his dreams and helped him write a song called "Johnny Cash is Dead and his House Burned Down."

Yes.

That is indeed what this site claims.

Apparently the Cash estate is okay with this.

Which means variations of the following conversation must actually be taking place.

"If you don't object to our claim that your dead client wrote this song, we'll give you half the publishing."

"Okie dokie."

Expect new works from Elvis Presley and Jimi Hendrix.

Coming soon?

A joke I wrote with Rodney Dangerfield.


Friday, May 8, 2009

I changed my mind. THIS is the best music video ever made.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Michael Dare's Adventures with Power Goo

Michael Dare's Adventures with Power Goo from Michael Dare on Vimeo.

Swine gets human flu

Herman Swine of Cincinnati got the flu this week...Mr. Swine (a golfer) will soon return to the links with his wife Patty, once he's feeling up to par!
 
Herman Swine of Cincinnati got the flu this week but he's better now, according to Dr. Anasaurus Rex, who is seeing a lot of this. "It was just the flu," he reiterated.
 
Herman Swine of Soo-eee Falls got the flu this week...Mr. Swine (a former police officer) will soon return to the family farm, Swill Hill Acres, once he's feeling in the pink!