|Obama Clinches Dem Nomination|
Illinois Senator Surpasses Delegate Milestone; Clinton Delays Decision On Campaign's Future
Okay, you gotta ask yourself whether CBS really had to announce this piece of important news with an old black cliché. Oh, dem boneheads, dem boneheads, dem dry boneheads. According to my precise calculations, using "Dem" instead of "Democratic" saved CBS a grand total of seven letters, which would have filled up a lot of cyberspace that's now filled with pornography. Way to go, CBS.