Thursday, April 30, 2009

Ten Annoying Cartoon Sidekicks

batman_christmasGrowing up, as I more or less did, watching nothing but cartoons, I came to realize one glaring irritation: nearly every cartoon 'hero' had at least one sidekick. Seriously, look at someone like Fred Flintstone: no matter how you slice him or try to shoehorn him into his own separate story, Barney Rubble was the jelly to Fred's peanut butter. How about, say, DuckTales: Huey, Dewey, and Louie were Scrooge McDuck's sidekicks regardless of the fact that they carried most of the episodes. Now, those two examples aside, many other major characters had decent tag-a-longs as well, but then there were those few whose buddies were about as irritating as a swimsuit full of burning sand. Here are ten such samples.

10. Wheelie - Transformers the Animated Movie and beyond.

wheelie-transformers-001_1201322660Wheelie was absolutely the most grating Transformer from the very moment he was introduced to Kup and Grimlock in the animated movie. He spoke in a high-pitched, rhyming, robotic tone that the moronic Dinobot absolutely loved. Oh sure, he had his useful moments and didn't talk nearly as much as the second most obtrusive Autobot, Blurr (voiced by Micro Machine great, John Mushida), and post film, Wheelie went on to befriend the human cast and genuinely rub everyone the wrong way for years.

9. Dorno, the Child from the Herculoids

hdornoIt never failed. Each and every episode not only featured an entirely different type of alien on the Herculoids jungle world, but also the bumbling doofus, Dorno, somehow managing to get himself into hot water from said aliens. What really amazed me was that even with friends like Zok, Igoo, Tundro, Gloop, and Gleep, each sporting a talent that could easily keep the young lad protected, he still managed to get his dumb ass in dire straights.

8. Ogee: The Supposedly Innocent Little Girl on Magilla Gorilla

magilla_ogee_medvidSpeaking of high-pitched, sugary sweet sidekicks, Ogee was perhaps the most unassuming little pest around. Much akin to the little baby mouse on Tom and Jerry who wandered around in a diaper, unawares as a catastrophe went on behind him, so went Ogee. Once she managed to release Magilla from Mr. Peeble's store, the gorilla spent the remainder of the episode keeping the little shit out of trouble.

7. Jan, Jace, and Blip: The Reasons Space Ghost Even Had a Job

spaceghostdinoboy-11Forget Brak, never mind Zorak, no the real trouble makers that stuck in Space Ghost's craw were Jan and Jace and their ridiculous space monkey, Blip -possibly related to Gleek (see entry in this list), no one really knows- always egging on the enemy. Most of these bad guys were just motoring around outer space just sort of thinking about their past ass whippings from Space Ghost, when suddenly the kids and the primate would interfere with their bad guy plans and WHAM! They'd be captured. And off Space Ghost would go, begrudgingly, after his useless sidekicks.

6. Jimmy Olsen: Pal and Side-Thorn to Superman

300px-jimmy_olsen_30Back in the glory days of DC Comics, Superman was always either teaching a lesson to, or receiving some kind of warped power-draining butt-whoopin' from, his 'pal', Jimmy Olsen. Yes, a sort of sidekick, though not in the traditional sense as Supes could pretty much do anything and everything with his seemingly limitless powers, Jimmy hung around with The Man of Steel through many, many adventures getting each of them into all sorts of stupid troubles.

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