Paul McCartney to Convert to Judaism

Paul McCartney to Convert to Judaism

And to rewrite songs...

She Shlepped in through the bedroom window
Yenta Madonna
Within Jew and Without JewHey Jew! (don't make it bad)
Baby you can shmeer my bagel
Happiness is a Warm Knish
Can't buy me traif
Eleanor Rigbewitz
Schvitz together, right now, over me
It's been a hard matzo ball