Ode to Kyrgyz

Prize offered for anti-U.S. airbase song

BISHKEK (Reuters) - Kyrgyz rights activists will offer a prize of up to $1,000 (500 pounds) in a contest for the "best song" to protest against the presence of U.S. troops in the Central Asian republic, the event's organiser said.

my submission...

Here's a little message for the US of A

Every little thing you do is far and away

the very worst, and that's the very least I can say

So get a grip

And here's a tip

Please do it today

Get the fuck out

Get the fuck out

Get the fuck out of Kyrgyz

Get the fuck out

Get the fuck out

Get the fuck out of Kyrgyz

The USA is so much like the bad guy in Shane

There isn't any way to make it any more plain

They march right in and set a spell and then never leave

There's nothing left for anyone to do but bereave.

Get the fuck out

Get the fuck out

Get the fuck out of Kyrgyz

Get the fuck out

Get the fuck out

Get the fuck out of Kyrgyz

I am an American who's writing this song

And if you don't like it you can suck on my dong

Everything my country does is so very wrong

Now if you'll excuse me I've a date with a bong

Get the fuck out

Get the fuck out

Get the fuck out of Kyrgyz

Get the fuck out

Get the fuck out

Get the fuck out of Kyrgyz